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Date: December 20th 2011
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Are you not going to get a gift this year? Are you far from your
relations or not speaking to them? Do you not have any family? Any
friends? Are you cast adrift in a sea of emptiness and despair? Are
you going to have your Christmas eve alone, drinking scotch looking
in the mirror? Are you not going to even get one wrapped present this
year?
Well then. That's terrible. Funny, but terrible. As amusing as it
might be that you are pathetic, you now experience an empty Christmas
at your pleasure. There is another option. You can find other people
who are in the same boat as you. And spend your Christmas with them.
No, I'm not talking about casual encounters on Craigs' list... I'm
talking about:
IT'S CHRISTMAS, CHICKEN JOHN...
For the last 27 years, I've done an orphan Christmas show. It's kinda a game show, where people from the audience come up on stage and answer trivia questions. If you answer the question correctly, you get to open a present. However, if you answer the question incorrectly... you get to open a present. The presents are provided by you, the audience. They are something... some good, some terrible. All absurd. All for fun.
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This email lists is that of Showman Chicken John of San Francisco. You can keep up with his shenanigans and shows by being on this list. He also sends out some personal writing and such. He posts a few times a week at most. You sound much more important when you speak about yourself in the 3rd person. At least I do when I talk about me as 'him'.